Get Gene Wilder a New Body

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We, the undersigned, believe that allowing Gene Wilder to grow old and die gracefully is a travesty to comedy. We humbly propose that the goverments of the world unite to fund the research and implementation of a full personality transplant from Mr. Wilders ageing and decrepit body into a younger and fresher vessel so that he may continue to grace the world with his unique brand of humour - a Gene Transplant Operation if you will.

We would be quite happy for him to take Jim Carreys body, god knows he isn't making very good use of it.
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Goal
50 signatures
Goal: 50
Latest Signatures
22 September 2015
50. Bigstyle Wilkins | I wholeheartedly agree
8 June 2015
49. Mark B | And replace one of the Wayans with Richard Pryor, while you're at it.
24 April 2015
48. Jeff Reese | je suis une pizza
21 April 2015
47. Todd Weaver | I support this petition
14 March 2015
46. Bizarro S | Im Bizarro Stormy!
29 November 2014
45. Michael Clarke | Do it to it!
21 November 2014
44. Sergio G | I support this petition
7 August 2014
43. Joey C | I support this petition
28 July 2014
42. John Tucker | I support this petition
3 July 2014
41. Rebecca Mendoza | FUN
28 June 2014
40. Angel Macdonald | "Hey,nice site look this:
25 May 2014
39. Christopher Preston | Best. Idea. Ever.
3 April 2014
38. Diamondback Poole | Blazing Saddles 4 lyfe
6 March 2014
37. Dylan N | I support this petition
4 March 2014
36. Joey Jojos | So, you get NOTHING! You LOSE! Good DAY, sir!
26 February 2014
35. Bill B | haha, boo yeah
16 February 2014
34. Slarti Trevino | I support this petition
3 February 2014
33. Michael D | I support this petition
14 January 2014
32. Olol Middleton | anus
28 December 2013
31. Olol Gonzalez | anus
7 August 2013
30. Ian K | I support this petition
21 June 2013
29. Mike Patterson | woot
2 June 2013
28. Nancy K | He can have my body
8 February 2013
27. Gene Wilders | Really.
3 February 2013
26. Sam W | Gene Wilder is the funniest man alive
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