Get off of our Internet.

Before I get started, I really doubt these petitions have any effect on government. (No really, I doubt it.) With that said:

We the people, in order to form a more perfect Internet, would like to take a moment to address one of the many issues plaguing the Internet for many years. Referring to the rumored "Anime Ban," the people, including members from GameFaqs (where this originated from), and other boards, would like to have all GAIA users banned from petitions. Although this may not happen (in fact it won't,) it would be in the Internet's best interest if GAIA users where indeed banned. For example, take a look at the following petition:

"To: U.S. Government

Anime, The best thing for teens... It gives us teenagers a sense of reality, love, drama, and most importantly... a heart! unlike the adults signing this petition (http://www.petitiononline.com/cutiepie/petition.html) its TERRIBLE, it sickens me! Japan is NOT dark, evil country."

Me not like GAIA petitions.