Gophers Should Be Forced to Wear Hats at All Times
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450 signatures
Goal: 100
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4 January 2016
3 January 2016
15 December 2015
3 December 2015
447.
Rhiannon S
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Thank the Lord that somebody has taken the time to acknowledge hatless gophers as great transgressors.
Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe?
It is against the law for gophers to be seen hatless in public.
5 November 2015
10 October 2015
9 October 2015
444.
Gordon Green
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Huzzah! This is the best petition on this site. Those rascally gophers have been left to frolic, devoid of headwear, in SIN, for too long. Action must be taken. I propose all existing gophers be invited to take part in a headwear amnesty, where they will
2 October 2015
28 September 2015
442.
Boog Rowe
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The hells wrong with these indecent gophers!?
Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe?
I think gophers should be roasted and beaten with sticks if they don't have the sense to wear hats! THey must wear hats to protect their brains form the controlling r
20 September 2015
441.
Nenslo Hull
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Damn Right they should.
Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe?
Out of respect.
18 September 2015
440.
Patrick E
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Damn gophers better start wearin hats
Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe?
because
16 August 2015
25 July 2015
438.
Red M
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Hell yes, them damn rats have been running around with thier furry little heads bare long enough. Cap the bastards
Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe?
because it'll put hair on thier balls. oh never mind, they already have hair on thier balls
21 July 2015
437.
Jason Waters
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HATS FOR ALL
Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe?
THEY SHOULD WEAR HATS BECAUSE HATS ARE GOOD
20 July 2015
17 July 2015
28 June 2015
434.
This Petitionisa
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Hahahahahhahahahahahhehehhehehehehehhe
Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe?
no reason,I just signed because thsi petition made me laugh
22 June 2015
433.
Bob Ray
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! wtf
Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe?
someone was on crack while writting this potition, gophers wearing hats!!?. what a stupid idea. you all are crack heads
16 June 2015
432.
Drucifer Soto
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They have been getting away with this for too long now... It is time they wear hats like all the other subterannian rodents, like moles and their hard hats.
Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe?
For America and the baby Jesus.
7 June 2015
23 May 2015
430.
Jason W
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Yeah maike those rat... er, gopher bastards wear hats
Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe?
gopher are stupidheads
13 May 2015
5 May 2015
428.
Joe Dougherty
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Jimmy hats?
Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe?
Jimmy hats would certainly stifle the gopher breeding movement that's been going on since the 60's.
3 May 2015
427.
Travis H
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Ratify it!
Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe?
improve the fasion sense among the animal kingdom
13 April 2015
426.
Willard Th
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R. Gere says what?
Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe?
Not just any hats, Gophers should wear anti-mind ray aluminum protective beanies. This way the HAARP project will overlook there semi-conductor brains and they can be an invisible spy network,
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