Hollywood: Use Original Fart Sounds
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The most funniest fart I ever heard was in that movie American Pie. Remember when that guy ran into the girls bathroom because he had really bad diarrhea because that other guy put exlax in his food or something? Those farts were just great. They really made me laugh a lot. Since then I havent seen a movie with farts that funny. Im hoping I can convince Hollywood to wake up and start using funny original farts again.
When I was younger, now Im talking about the 1980s here, me and my friend would tape record our farts and play them in my car stereo while driving around. It was the eighties so everything was on tapes. Nowadays, you could probably use some computer to tape your farts, but back then you had to tape on tapes. Me and my friend got some really funny farts on tape. We would crank up the sound and pretend we were farting super loud farts. Sometimes wed pull up next to someone and turn up the sound and act like we were really farting. My friend would dare me to roll down the window, but I never did. I dont think that would be as funny.
Like I said, all of our farts were on tapes and dont ask me for them because I dont have them anymore. I wish I did. I could have sold those tapes to Universal Studios for a ton of money. I saw this show on TV that talked about how movie companies pay tons of money for original fart sounds. Well they used to anyway. Nowadays, they all seem to use the same old farts. Some guy told me how all the movies made in the past ten years use the same farts that were actually recorded at a truck stop and the truckers had no idea they were being taped! So now all the movies use the trucker farts (I've got nothing against truckers either). Trucker farts were funny at first, but now they are just getting boring.
I think its time that movie makers starting using original farts again. We can all let Universal Studios and other people that make movies that we are sick of boring old trucker farts. Lets send them a message: START USING NEW AND ORIGINAL FARTS!
When I was younger, now Im talking about the 1980s here, me and my friend would tape record our farts and play them in my car stereo while driving around. It was the eighties so everything was on tapes. Nowadays, you could probably use some computer to tape your farts, but back then you had to tape on tapes. Me and my friend got some really funny farts on tape. We would crank up the sound and pretend we were farting super loud farts. Sometimes wed pull up next to someone and turn up the sound and act like we were really farting. My friend would dare me to roll down the window, but I never did. I dont think that would be as funny.
Like I said, all of our farts were on tapes and dont ask me for them because I dont have them anymore. I wish I did. I could have sold those tapes to Universal Studios for a ton of money. I saw this show on TV that talked about how movie companies pay tons of money for original fart sounds. Well they used to anyway. Nowadays, they all seem to use the same old farts. Some guy told me how all the movies made in the past ten years use the same farts that were actually recorded at a truck stop and the truckers had no idea they were being taped! So now all the movies use the trucker farts (I've got nothing against truckers either). Trucker farts were funny at first, but now they are just getting boring.
I think its time that movie makers starting using original farts again. We can all let Universal Studios and other people that make movies that we are sick of boring old trucker farts. Lets send them a message: START USING NEW AND ORIGINAL FARTS!
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