I rule, or at least, should I?

Hello there!
First off, thankyou very much for taking time to read this, it is extremely important and could decide the fate of the world.

Now, I, and MANY others agree, that the world would be a better place, if I owned it. All you have to do is give me a signature for now, and in the future, this may indeed be fowarded and I may very possibly be the ruler.

Why? I may hear you ask, well, for one, all people who whine about AG2 being crappy and they are too much retarded to work it out, shall be terminated and banned from the world, they shall star in Minority Report as the evil people for the rest of their lives.

Secondly, I shall put extensive research into a device, that actually allows users to stab someone in the face over the internet, and it will be so cheap and will be spelled with anti-noob devices and auto-attack!

Oh and you can message me what you want, and I'll get round to it eventually.

Please, sign sign sign, and the first one hundred signatures will recieve 1 dollar when I reign the universe. Thankyou!