Keep Bairstow in Yorkshire

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To John Bairstow, GazdeFrance, the people of Bradford and the wider population of West Yorkshire:





We the undersigned do not accept the decision of John Bairstow to relocate his life to Australia in search of happiness. We hereby petition and insist that he must remain in the United Kingdom and specifically within a 2 mile radius of Bradford at all times and remain miserable for now and all time.
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Goal
100 signatures
Goal: 100
Latest Signatures
10 December 2015
100. Jon P | If you go Kirbs may not be able to go on - You decide.
29 September 2015
99. Australian Deptoft | I hope you're not coming to take our As$
10 June 2015
98. Chummers Vance | My housemate is a Auzzie, he married a English girl - now divorced , need I say more.
8 May 2015
97. Jimmy T | Stay, stay, ok go then
30 March 2015
96. Rigobert S | I support this petition
25 March 2015
95. Sarah W | I support this petition
31 December 2014
94. The Worldgamblingsyndicatelondonb | We bet you stay
23 December 2014
93. Bradley M | Which airport will you be flying into? I can meet you there - save time?
2 December 2014
92. Lesley V | Happy for you to go
14 November 2014
91. Phil M | The dogging scene is better in Yorkshire
12 November 2014
90. Lewy C | my uncle doesn't want you to go!!
25 October 2014
89. Cellar Parsons | yorkshire needs you (not as much as andy does)
25 August 2014
88. Charlie Barker | Any true Yorkshire man knows "Change is not good!!"
27 July 2014
87. Tim C | She's too good for you mate!
23 July 2014
86. Pigs H | I support this petition
6 June 2014
85. James Shaw | I support this petition
31 May 2014
84. Andy K | I support this petition
18 March 2014
83. Ming Sellers | it is customary for you to remain miserable - please do not disrupt the status quo
22 February 2014
82. Phil W | There's no way a resident of Bradford should have the opportunity to have a good time in Oz, he should be made to suffer by living in England like the rest of us!
14 January 2014
81. Barry Obrien | Life after Eastenders was tough until I moved to Brisbane.
13 September 2013
80. Gary R | I support this petition
12 July 2013
79. Edsge P | You've got a great deal going for you - stay
23 June 2013
78. Managing Directorportalooseuropep | You are banned from our toilets worldwide
23 June 2013
77. Martyn T | plenty more ladies in yorkshire!
14 April 2013
76. John T | The Tommy Wass needs you
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