Make all cars, sidewalks, roads and near every mode of transport becomes illegal, except for polevaulting, to ensure that polevaulting is the new and main form of transport. C'mon wouldn't

For years, people have been complaining of hazardous fumes from cars and trucks, for years people have said people are getting too fat and need to exersise, my solution, the only solution, is to rid ourselves of these cars and fume-ridden machines, poisoning our inoccent lungs. Replacing them with polevaulting, people can polevault everywhere they go, and be happier, and lose weight at the same time, I mean look at the olympics, those polevaulters are pretty buff, anyway, I still believe that people will need a polevaulting license, everyone will be happier, but of course, i consulted my advisers before making this petition, we decided, that maybe not everyone will be happy with polevaulting, which is why, trampolining should also be inculded as an alternative transport method to polevaulting. And with that, I believe if this happens everyone will be happier, join us and fight the power!