Ms. Kristen Bell

To: Ms. Kristen Bell

I, the undersigned, respectfully request that Kristen Bell, review the current lineup of men placing their hands down her pants, and realize that she is ready for a change, and that a her naughty bits have been away from my hands too long, and that me finger blasting you is overdue and anticipated by many enthusiasts.
My generation, the generation after me, and the ones before me have now shifted directions from the not fingering you. There is now a need for fingering you, even with Rabbit Pearls, or perhaps a Waterproof Tickle Bear. Take a close look at how well the Aquatic Dancer, the Cloud 10 Venus Butterfly, and the Silicone Clitifier Triple Pleasure Arouser just to name a few. They are selling extremely well.
Just to point a few things out. The vagina has always been a favorite among Brodys world wide, and now with the sex craze in the United States and Canada, the need for vaginas like yours has grown tremendously. There are over 23 million sites world wide that are specific to the vagina (bearded clam, cock pit, fun bun, Poonani, knob gobbler, goo pot)

www.naughtynurses.com
www.poon.net
www.clubmeatcurtains.com
www.beeftaco.com
www.godsmasterplan.org
www.pussypussypussy.com
www.teensluts.com
www.goldenshower.com

are just some of the sites that cater to the vagina lover, those websites combined add up to more than 100,000,000 members, fans, owners, and potential buyers of a new Fluffy sausage wallet if Kristen Bell would bring one to my house.

Some of the options I would like to see.
- Anal.
- Shocker.
- Angry Pirate.
- Dirty Sanchez
- Dragon Boat.
- Bottle Rocket
- Butter Bullet, front and back.
- No Cajun Dip Sitcks.
- No Eye Contact or Talking.
- Stiff Landsharking, to minimize chassis flex.

Please rethink your crotch availability, I want that Slobbering Bulldog all over my hang-down, and I want it better than ever. I dont want another under-powered, overpriced Split-faced hair shark, there is no excuse, nor justification for me not to get a salmon scented semen sucker similar to the Jenna Jameson, if not better. For under the price of a couple roofie-coladas. I am are counting on you Ms. Bell. Dont let me down. From all the fans world wide, specially the United States of America and Canada..

Sincerely,

Brodawg

Sincerely,

The Undersigned