No More Clint!

For all of us Nationals fans who have paid money to relax and enjoy the games at RFK the past two years, we are utterly tired of Clint. Who's Clint you ask? That terrible shrieking sound of douche-baggary in the back of your head during every other inning would be the irksome stadium announcer known as Clint. For those that don't know, Clint gets on the big screen 5-7 times a game and continuously points at the camera while screaming like a pregnant mid-wife in her 29th hour of labor in front of a six year old who is crying or a young hot 20-something vixen that Clint is attempting to mount. He must be stopped. He single handidly has ruined three games for me this year because I have been unable to concentrate on the field while his helmet hair is blocking my view. And if he is announcing the games at the new stadium, we have a problem.
And another thing, he's from Colorado. We can't find a DC native to do this job? This is sacrilege...I propose that you hire an Erin Andrews type in her late 20's who is polite and intriguing but doesn't take away from the game the way Ryan Seacrest wanna-be does. The new stadium is just that, new. We need change here folks, out with the old and in with the new. Thank you for your support, and let's get the hype started now before they begin signing contracts during the off-season....NO MORE CLINT!