No More Humps

We, the below signed, firmly believe that someone in the upper management of the record label A&M should formally appear on live public television and be put to death by stoning or firing squad for allowing the public release of the song "My Humps" by The Black Eye'd Peas. This song is one of the worst atrocities to have ever graced the face of the planet, including any sort of mass murder or suicide with victims totalling under 100,000. We request this song be removed from all media outlets by force, and any copy of the album which contains this vile track be sought out and destroyed on sight. Thank you.