Petition for Internet Sanity No. 1066

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We, the undersigned, would like to live our lives free of the idiocy of constant e-petition badgering. We don't care if they are cancelling your favorite TV show, if goatse.cx guy is losing his ISP, or if your obscure artist/musician/acting critter isn't getting the mainstream attention he/she/it deserves. We don't give a shit HOW you feel about politics, unless you are willing to bring a petition to my house, and engage me in political discourse, in the real world. If it means so much to you, get off your ass.

Please, enough fucking petitions. If you feel the need to forward something to every name in your contact list, let it be a humorous picture, a clever anecdote you have written, or an on-line petition-- with an attached suicide note.
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