Priscilla-Dictator of the World
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By signing [or literally, typing] this petition, you hearby advocate Priscilla's [loserkidrisc.com] campaign to become Dictator of the World. The following terms may apply:
1. There will be no chicken in my food.
2. Esquire, comrade and occasionally commando, will be added to my name.
3. Give me a pet cow.
4. No matter what I say, you agree.
5. Terms may change depending on my mood. I don't have to tell you when they do.
6. Certain people will die. Their identities will be released at a later time. Preferably, after I have won this election.
7. I will use your first born child for whatever I desire. Preferably ninja training.
Thank you all for your time. Now sign.
1. There will be no chicken in my food.
2. Esquire, comrade and occasionally commando, will be added to my name.
3. Give me a pet cow.
4. No matter what I say, you agree.
5. Terms may change depending on my mood. I don't have to tell you when they do.
6. Certain people will die. Their identities will be released at a later time. Preferably, after I have won this election.
7. I will use your first born child for whatever I desire. Preferably ninja training.
Thank you all for your time. Now sign.
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