Put Tony Womack Out Of Our Misery

We, the undersigned baseball fans, hereby request that Anthony Darrell "Tony" Womack be immediately removed from the lineup of the New York Yankees Baseball Club of the American League, and be either limited to pinch-running or traded to another Baseball Club, preferably in the Yankees' own division, for anything the other team may offer, including, but not limited to, inanimate objects that may or may not be related to the playing of baseball games or the maintenance of baseball fields (example: bags of baseball, bats, or manure), and that he be replaced in left field and the lineup by a player who gets on base and hits for power at an acceptable level.

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Goal

615 signatures

Goal: 100

Latest Signatures

615. Kronicfatigue Pruitt | Didn't I just sign one of these yesterday?

614. Andrew R | I support this petition

613. Tom C | You're being glib! Don't you understand baseball? I know baseball and there's no such thing as Tony Womack. He doesn't exist.

612. Volt Shepherd | I'm not actually black

611. Pippy P | Tony Womack stinks worse than my vag...well, almost as bad.

610. Sean D | Tony How Wack? SoWhack!

609. Matt M | Hurry!

608. Pippy P | On the bright side, at least Womack doesn't weigh as much as me or Stacey Rosie.

607. Matt Moyer | I hate you Tony Womack. Please just go away.

606. Buddy G | Here here!

605. Seymour S | Don't trade Tony yet! He's on the verge of making baseball history! 100 consecutive groundballs with a throw that JUUUSSST beats the speedy Womack to the bag. Yes, this Womack gives the Yankee lineup a whole new dimension.

604. Staceyrosie Lawson | teh suck of the Yankees is now so bad it could pull a baseball through a straw, go sox!!111

603. William W | Words and phrases that rhyme with "Womack": pathetic hack, send him back, deserves the sack, I want to give him a hard smack, makes fans want to smoke crack, we like him like Kobe liked Shaq, less production than Babe Ruth's plaque, get him off the warnin

602. Darren L | Womack = Garbage

601. Troy H | I hate Womack

600. Damien S | I support this petition

599. Jeremy G | Dude, you SUCK

598. Paulo P | Take Womack! Please!

597. Bowley Richmond | I could do better

596. Juan Cd | can you include Pavano in the deal?

595. Michael J | I don't like Tony Womack. I do like pre-teen White boys.

594. Jason Dej | I support this petition

593. David J | Hey, remember what I did in 2000? Just give the word and I'm there.

592. Brendan B | I support this petition

591. Isaac W | I support this petition

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By: Rachel Johnson

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Petition target:
George Steinbrenner, Owner, New York Yankees Baseball Club; Brian Cashman, General Manager New York Yankees Baseball Club; Joe Torre, Field Manager, New York Yankees Baseball Club