Stop Chris Berman

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We the undersigned petition ABC/ESPN that Chris Berman be prohibited from ever doing golf commentary again for ESPN, ABC, or any other affiliates. Mr. Berman's commentary on golf is lacking in substance and an annoyance to listen to. He makes continual references to the ivy league and classic rock that are not funny. His "oooohs" every time a putt comes within two feet of the hole are also uncalled for and annoying. We would rather mute our tv than listen to Mr. Berman.
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50 signatures
Goal: 100
Latest Signatures
19 December 2015
50. Tom J | I hate working with him on NFL PrimeTime, too. Quit calling me "TJ," and get off my sack
4 October 2015
49. Eliot S | Berman is so bad he makes me want to cheat on my wife.
26 December 2014
48. Amy M | did you see me dancing on the green in my heels before the other guy putted out? God, I'm sexy- look at me everyone! Boomer thinks I'm hot too
7 December 2014
47. Arnold B | Two b's in Babar. Only thing worse than Berman is the three Dave's on Lincoln Jefferson Pilot Raycom football coverage.
19 October 2014
46. Craigslist K | Is there any way Berman can integrate the 2 minute drill segment into the US Open?
18 October 2014
45. Sean S | Hey take a look at this picture I got of boomer playin golf on my phone...
7 October 2014
44. Barack O | Chris Berman knows more about golf than I do about running the country
26 August 2014
43. Kelly T | I love the Swami, he's the only one worse than me!
23 August 2014
42. Gary H | Back, back, back, back.... shut the f@#k up!
29 March 2014
41. Ron B | I'm Chris Berman?? I can do a better broadcast than that hack! Go f*ck yourself Chris Berman.... I know San Diago better than anyone.
6 March 2014
40. Ralph M | Get him a bodybag!
15 February 2014
39. Rich L | Now let's get Tirico off the air too. His man-lust for Tiger is stronger than mine, and I can't handle it. I'm too busy trying to get Kelly to switch teams...
11 February 2014
38. Bruce M | There needs to be a telecast of Berman, Tilghman, and Jimmy Roberts doing essays. Nothing but talent and athleticism.
9 February 2014
37. Mike T | Berman is terrible. The telecast would be more entertaining with me doing it with Tiger Woods cock in my mouth
24 January 2014
36. Jevin S | i would sign for all sports, he sucks, please retire, "boomer," err "swami"
16 December 2013
35. Kris M | he is a hack, get him out of the booth!
21 November 2013
34. Bruce M | Now that ole agent Molder is back, I need him to find Sculley... Wes, where are you?
3 June 2013
33. Jon Andkateplus | The only way our show could suck more is if Chris Berman was on it.
2 May 2013
32. Stevie W | I've never seen a commentator any worse than Berman.
24 April 2013
31. Sadaam H | Allalalalalalala
16 April 2013
30. Tommy J | Please stop Chris Berman before people start shooting themselves to end the misery.
4 March 2013
29. Oj S | Berman is less respected than I am by the general public.
8 November 2012
28. Baby J | If Chris Berman commentated a golf tournament, but everybody had it on mute, did it really happen?
20 October 2012
27. Arnold B | I need more coverage about Amy M's boobs
11 October 2012
26. Jake T | I hear The Flounders are looking for a tuba player
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