Stop Claire Kurtin

It has recently come to my attention that Claire Kurtin, 14, is a complete and total bitch. Claire has been lucky enough to land herself with a certain Andrew McCutcheon, and has been completely selfish throughout the entire relationship. She repeatedly blows him off for such things as fencing practice, which she does for "like 3 hours" daily according to Andrew McCutcheon. And where does this get her? She is ranked 51st out of 51st(See http://www.fencing.ca/rankings/wsdom.htm for complete rankings). If I may, I would like to say GIVE IT UP. As well, Claire constantly complains about her hardships, although she is part of an upper-middle-class family and attends an excellent private school(UTS). She is known to constantly say such things as "I'm tired of coming home feeling like a 2 dollar whore" and "I'm so bored we always do the same thing" and who could forget "I want to run away" and of course "I hate my life." Andrew, on the other hand, has recently lost both his grandparents and a beloved family cat die, and yet he utters no such remarks. Claire has also degraded Andrew more with such remarks as "I used you at the dance" and "Victor's fun to flirt with."

With such overwhelming evidence, we, the undersigned, request that Claire cease and desist her bitchy ways. Please help support this very worthy cause.