STOP CONTINENTAL DRIFTING
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The process by which the continents drift about the world is called plate tectonics. The movement of the Earth's plates, on which the continents ride, is very slow, being only a few centimeters each year. However, those few centimeters can be deceiving. Earthquakes and volcanic eruptions are childs play compared to the real dangers of continental drifting. Here are just a few reasons we should band together a put a stop to this evil doing.
1. Menudo is no longer a band due to Continental Drifting.
2. My girlfriend sucks in bed because of Continental Drifting.
3. Synchronized Swimming is an Olympic Event due to Continental Drifting.
4. Gary Coleman is short because of Continental Drifting.
The madness has to END NOW. Help us help you. Continental Drifting cannot be allowed to go on. Sign our petition and visit www.stopcontinentaldrifting.com to see if you can help. We CANNOT do this alone (a tear falls on my keyboard). DO IT FOR THE KIDS!
1. Menudo is no longer a band due to Continental Drifting.
2. My girlfriend sucks in bed because of Continental Drifting.
3. Synchronized Swimming is an Olympic Event due to Continental Drifting.
4. Gary Coleman is short because of Continental Drifting.
The madness has to END NOW. Help us help you. Continental Drifting cannot be allowed to go on. Sign our petition and visit www.stopcontinentaldrifting.com to see if you can help. We CANNOT do this alone (a tear falls on my keyboard). DO IT FOR THE KIDS!
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Goal
50 signatures
Goal: 1,000
Latest Signatures
13 December 2015
50.
Eric Long
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I WANT TO PWN CONTINENTAL DRIFT! q00tness! i love pornography. while im in my carrr waaaiiittinngg.
24 November 2015
21 October 2015
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Brian M
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I think we need to consider destroying the moon. Its gravitation pull on the tides may be affecting the movement of continents. I also think any auto that weighs more the 200 lbs should be banned. I think people should only be able to move 1 mile a day. I
4 October 2015
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Kevin Neversp
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We spoke of many things that hot afternoon in the artists studio above the newsroom: my beat apparent-Porter and Burns Harbor; the themes of the region-steel and NIPSCO and the Dunes; our mutual interest in military history-his especially for the American
15 August 2015
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Pierre S
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Damn right! I once had some clothes robbed off my clothesline by some drifters, and I am firmly against any kind of hobos, panhandlers, street people, bums, and continental drifters. Stop them!
4 August 2015
45.
George Wb
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Continental drifting is the reason I can't find the weapons of mass destruction. My sources also tell me that continental drift is funded by Al Qaeda. We must work together to stop this threat to world peace!
24 July 2015
25 March 2015
7 January 2015
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Kelly S
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I am looking for a sevice hours project and doing somthing to try and stop continental drifting sounds like it would be a good project to do but how do i stop continental drifting e-mail me back telling me how to.
31 December 2014
12 December 2014
40.
Alex R
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Stop the drifting! Continental drifting made me go to a state university, ball caps everywhere.....NO! not another keg stand..............
6 November 2014
6 November 2014
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Travis M
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I've been very concerned about continental drifting i look forward to helping stop it...
30 September 2014
18 May 2014
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Andrew G
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Continental drift was formed by Satan himself, as a ploy to make the world more spread out, thus harder for our lord and savior Jesus Christ to guide us with his loving embrace.
28 March 2014
35.
Dusty S
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Oh God, where is AL Gore????? Thank God you are making the world more aware. We should have a concert.
15 March 2014
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5 March 2013
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Dirk Lawson
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Continental drift abused me sexually, at the tender young age of 11. It was the summer of 1993. Alternative rock ruled the radiowaves prior to any monopilization of the industry by big brother types such as Clear Channel and Infinity. Nirvana was reaching
22 November 2012
15 October 2012
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