The Declaration of Independence. Myspace users v. Rupert Murdoch
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We the registered people of Myspace hereby secede from the independent union of Myspace.com upon hostile takeover by large corporate America. We have lost our identity and our ability to procreate through the love of independence as Fox will now impose their mighty will on our insignificant lives.
We hereby vow to avenge our freedom by any means necessary, fight the Republicans and George Bush and loathe the new beachside homes of Tom Anderson and Chris DeWolfe.
We must fight the commercialization of our opinions, our music and our friendships and unite to torch this rising empire - Before we all are consumed.
We hereby vow to avenge our freedom by any means necessary, fight the Republicans and George Bush and loathe the new beachside homes of Tom Anderson and Chris DeWolfe.
We must fight the commercialization of our opinions, our music and our friendships and unite to torch this rising empire - Before we all are consumed.
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