The Imprisonment of Jerry Bruckheimer

We, the undersigned, believe that motion picture producer Jerry Bruckheimer should be deported, banned from all hitherto civilized land masses on this planet Earth, and ushered forthwith to a faraway isolated island where he will be imprisoned without bail or possibility of parole for no less than 10 consecutive life sentences, under which imprisonment he would suffer extreme torture daily, to include no less than whippings, canings, and similarly mutilating punishments owing to the following crimes against humanity:
1. American Gigolo (1980)
2. Top Gun (1986)
3. Days of Thunder (1990)
4. Dangerous Minds (1995)
5. The Rock (1995)
6. Con Air (1996)
7. Armageddon (1998)
8. Gone in 60 Seconds (2000 remake)
9. Coyote Ugly (2000)
10. Pearl Harbor (2001)
11. Black Hawk Down (2001) [for this motion picture, he will also stand accused of crimes against Ridley Scott]
12. Bad Company (2002)
13. Kangaroo Jack (2003)

If you agree with nothing else, you must agree that his most recent crime, Kangaroo Jack, regardless of how you may feel about his previous "films", is alone in such violation of human decency as to be unforgivable and indeed deserves every punishment mentioned above. If you have any pity for the world and it's posterity, then I implore you: sign this petition.