The Keep Sarah F @ Home Petition

The Senior Class, Friends of Sarah F. and Stevie F. Cat as well as the no longer-greasy sink at the lafayettes hereby bring forth this statement of petition. As right-holding stakeholders, we request that Sarah F make an attempt to adher to the following following:

a) Sarah F. should spend at least 36 hours of at least 2 weekends within Santa Clara County. Such mentioned hours shall be more or less contiguous. Additionally, Sarah F. should show her face for some of these hours. In the event of a terrible hangover, Sarah F. may be exempted, and hate the world, not including those mentioned in the above clause.

b) Sarah F. should not take anymore jobs labeled by Los as "crazy" or nuts, that will cause her to jump 3 feet when approached in her car at 8 in the morning. Benefits, however are good. Oh yes. and co-workers must be invited to the HUT.

c) In the event that Sarah F's roomate goes to the HUT, Sarah F. must also attend .

d) If an excursion to the greater San Francisco area is in order, it should not interfere with other plans which will detract from Sarah F's crazy college years. In other words, if in San Francisco, Sarah F. must be having crazier times than those she would be having here. "Crazy times" are as defined by Carlos S.