Trion devs and Trion goons in particular deserve raises, backrubs, and blowjobs! -
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Dear Trion Management:
For the unbelievably great work they have done and continue to do, the devs, techies, and artists, etc. deserve raises, medals, backrubs, and blowjobs.
You may be uncomfortable about blowing your employees, therefore we the undersigned agree to perform stunning acts of fellatio upon them as long as you provide the medals and raises. Acts of cunnilingus will also be available, though let's face it, that's not going to come up much, now is it??
For the unbelievably great work they have done and continue to do, the devs, techies, and artists, etc. deserve raises, medals, backrubs, and blowjobs.
You may be uncomfortable about blowing your employees, therefore we the undersigned agree to perform stunning acts of fellatio upon them as long as you provide the medals and raises. Acts of cunnilingus will also be available, though let's face it, that's not going to come up much, now is it??
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