un health conscious menus

I dont know about you, but if your one of the many Americans that are outraged by the fat and healthy dick holes that are trying to force a lot of the fast food restaurants throughout the United States of America to change their menus and put healthy crap on them, well this petition is for you.

I am so upset with the world today, and how everyone is so south beach this, and Atkins that, well Im for beef, pork, and deep fried chicken.

Just the other day I went to Popeyes Chicken, to get a couple pieces of extra crispy double dipped in grease, just how I like it. There was some hippy up their requesting some skinless boneless chicken, and a side of green beans. Excuse my French but What In The Fuck? If you want to eat healthy cook that shit yourself!!

I blame this not on America, but Hippy America! All of you tree hugging, save a forest, save the animal, save the ozone, tofu eating, bad hygiene bastards!!!

I wont stand for American fast food establishments having their menus changed for the damn Hippy Americans, raising emo kids.

If you are American, and have any love or compassion for the conservation of good old American un health conscious menus please sign my petition.

With your help we can over come the hippies

God Bless America!

-Jacob