World of Cary Elwes Online

The goal of this petition is to convince a major Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game Company to produce an MMORPG based upon the acting career of Cary Elwes. The game would feature multiple time periods based upon each of Mr. Elwes' fine films. For example, the world's of The Princess Bride, Shadow of the Vampire, and Saw would all be represented in the game. Every male player would be able to choose an appearance based upon one of Mr. Elwes' appearances in one of his films. Female player characters would be able to choose appearances based upon actresses from Mr. Elwes' fine films. All male voice overs would be provided by the talented Mr. Elwes. In short, this would hands down be the greatest game ever created, simply based upon subject matter. Cary Elwes' votaries unite! This is our finest hour!