Anti Uber Spider Petition

On behalf of the entire human race, I hereby petition God Himself, to never create spiders that fall under any categories:





Spiders that can fly.


Spiders that can spit acid.


Spiders that can randomly burst into flame, lunge at you and then use their wings to fly at your face, latch on to your face, and spit flaming acid into your eyes to burrow into them and lay their eggs in your brain, leaving you alive and paralyzed untill the eggs hatch and flaming mini-uber-spiders burst out of your eyes and ears.





Spiders that are any size, shape or color that fit into any combination or almost fit into any combination of any category above.





Also we would like to amend, as an optional petition, that spiders be removed from existance completely. We know that that's probably against the rules or something, so that's cool if you can't. Just don't make new ones. Thanks, God.