Bring Coomer Back To The Bronx

Many a year ago a man by the name of Ronald Coomer, aka Little Babe (as in, Babe Ruth) was born. Since that time, he has gone on to play with the New York Yankees, and was sadly told to pack his bags when they no longer needed a back-up for the back-up utility infielder. The Yankees without Ron Coomer is like peanut butter without the jelly, or a car without gas. It's crap that doesn't work. They can sign all the players they want with the millions of dollars they have, but this is a plea to everyone out there; let's bring Little Babe home to the Bronx. Even if they only use him to fill Gatorade jugs, or sweep sunflower seed shells, the Great Coomerbino needs to sport the pinstripes once again. Let's make this happen.