Don't Get Married Elton John
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Dear Elton John,
We, LiquidGeneration.com and the undersigned, do not support your marriage to your boyfriend David Furnish, whoever the hell that is.
It really seems like this marriage is going to be B-O-R-I-N-G. Where is the scandal? Where is the comedy? Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes = hilarious. Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony = hilarious. Elton John and David Nobody = lame, just like your eye glasses have become over the years.
As a Gay Modern Man of the 21st Century, youd think youd want someone more outrageous and newsworthy, so we, LiquidGeneration and the undersigned, suggest the following possible suitors that the media and public will go gaga over:
*Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street
*Tinky Winky from the Teletubbies
*Richard Greico
*Clay Aiken
*Any member of Colour Me Bad
If you dont want to marry any of these fantabulous people, there are others.
Please Elton John, dont get married to David. We have no idea who the hell he is, and we dont care.
We, LiquidGeneration.com and the undersigned, do not support your marriage to your boyfriend David Furnish, whoever the hell that is.
It really seems like this marriage is going to be B-O-R-I-N-G. Where is the scandal? Where is the comedy? Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes = hilarious. Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony = hilarious. Elton John and David Nobody = lame, just like your eye glasses have become over the years.
As a Gay Modern Man of the 21st Century, youd think youd want someone more outrageous and newsworthy, so we, LiquidGeneration and the undersigned, suggest the following possible suitors that the media and public will go gaga over:
*Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street
*Tinky Winky from the Teletubbies
*Richard Greico
*Clay Aiken
*Any member of Colour Me Bad
If you dont want to marry any of these fantabulous people, there are others.
Please Elton John, dont get married to David. We have no idea who the hell he is, and we dont care.
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