Eradicate Scottish Football

For the love of all that is pure and good in this world, let us now raise our collective voice to end the plague that is Scottish League "football".

Their disease is now spreading south, and is currently seen infecting many clubs in a minor fashion . Paul Dickov, James McFadden and Darren Fletcher are but three to have slipped through the screening process of "Here mate, are you Scottish?". Rumour has it that they evaded this normally full proof system but somehow avoiding giving the reply "Awk aye ken, wan'tae buy me Big Ish-ooo.".

Scotland Yard, so called because their primary aim is to keep the Proles (or Scottish as they are sometimes known)in "Scotland", are investigating the matter along with the FA.

Defences around the league are at the moment immune to this infection, but it may only be a matter of time before the three players mentioned above become effective, even though leading experts doubt this wholeheartedly.

So please, lend your support and spread the work.

Let us end Scottish football while there is still time.