Karozoa for Supreme Overlord of the Universe

The meaning of this petition is to help rally support for Karozoa being the supreme overlord of the universe. Now before you wander off, please take the time to listen carefully to this petition. If Karozoa were to become the supreme overlord of the universe, there wouldn't be crime, hate, prejudice, and everyone would have equal rights. "This all sounds too good to be true, there must be a catch!" Well. There isn't. In fact, every second friday, every slave will get a 2 hour break, except slaves running important activities, and all slaves will be permitted 4 hours of sleep at differing and assigned times. That's very good considering most overlords. I bet you can't name one supreme universal overlord that was any more generous than I am. I take this time to remind you, that supreme overlord of the universe does NOT mean I consider myself a god. If you were however to worship me though, you would not be punished for it, and may actually find yourself being assigned slightly easier manual labour. So in conclusion, vote Karozoa for the supreme overlord of the universe!