Let crazybus be Blender/Peach's Monkey Butler or Intern

This petition is to ask the blender foundation to ship crazybus over to the blender studio to be a intern/monkey butler/foundation pet. The butlers/intern/pet's job would be to open doors and server coffee and tea. Also to write documentation, learn and be a general slave to the wishes of the coders/artists.
Ton has expressed a wish for this at the blender conference and I am ready to come. He has already said I may come. But that I must find must own accommodation. This would be hard since I live on the other side of the world. My needs are few. I could live off dropped noodles, red cordial and sleep in a hammock under a table. So please. Annoy him until I can come and learn from the great blender masters of the world. I will also benefit the project in other ways. I will take my blender laptop which I am sure will help the renderfarm. http://dominomf.com/smcfiles/crazy_bus_P2010142.JPG And remember. Mancandy says vote "yes". crazybus to Amsterdam http://dominomf.com/smcfiles/crazy_bus_weirdglass5.png

Please note: If I am allowed to come I will not sell Peach secrets for high prices or convert the renderfarm into a giant online pong server. Neither will I "borrow" a working graphics card from the hardware sponsor or use all the internet.