Lower alcohol age to 16 years

Are you tired of people telling you what to do? Tired that you're not allowed out drinking, so you come back home with a really bad hangover and you have to hide it? Turning up the shower real loud so they can't hear you gagging? That's right, guys. This is a petition for our youth. Lower the drinking age to 16!!!! The time is now, people. We need FREEDOM. No more lousy government telling us what to do all the time. We'll take our own stand.