Online Petitions Are Useless
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We hearby resolve that online petitions are a monumental waste of time and effort and responsible parties, fat cats, media whores and other guilty parties pay them as much attention as someone glancing at the TP when they wipe their booty. Online petitions, haveing no real force or merit simply collectively respresent losing a big chunk of time we will never get back. And even if that was the case the only was some politicians would pay attention to any petition is if it was wrapped around a big fat "campaign contribution". That being the case we promise to cease and desist from online petitions and stop being such a knob.
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Goal: 5,000
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bite me eat me squish me . I'm hepped up on goofballs again madeline. wha wha wha whaaaaaaaaaat dya mean by that georgie????!!!!
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