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1. Watch the opening monologue of every episode, even though it is almost always lame and dependent upon one of a handful of tired conceits;
2. Watch the first sketch after "Weekend Update", which is usually not any good;
3. Watch at least some of the commercials instead of changing the channel to "Sportscenter";
4. Watch the musical guest (with the sound muted).
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