Save Starbuck's Genitalia
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Lieutenant Starbuck of the Battlestar Galactica will be losing a major part of his personality when the Sci-Fi Channel begins production on its remake of this 70s series.
Yes, you heard correctly. Starbuck will soon be female. His name will be Kara Starbuck Thrace. Hell no longer be a rogue; hell be sassy. Hell no longer sweat; hell perspire.
There will be many more changes in the remake -- changes that vary significantly from Galacticas original themes. Dramatic, far-reaching, incomprehensible changes that will alter the very world in which we live and work and wear Mr. Spock ears. But we -- the tens of thousands who are signing this petition -- are concerned first and foremost with Stabucks genitalia. We realize that this is a sensitive matter, one that should be handled carefully, even lovingly. And we say NO to this sex change.
Get a grip, remakers. Starbucks lower region is fine the way it is.
Yes, you heard correctly. Starbuck will soon be female. His name will be Kara Starbuck Thrace. Hell no longer be a rogue; hell be sassy. Hell no longer sweat; hell perspire.
There will be many more changes in the remake -- changes that vary significantly from Galacticas original themes. Dramatic, far-reaching, incomprehensible changes that will alter the very world in which we live and work and wear Mr. Spock ears. But we -- the tens of thousands who are signing this petition -- are concerned first and foremost with Stabucks genitalia. We realize that this is a sensitive matter, one that should be handled carefully, even lovingly. And we say NO to this sex change.
Get a grip, remakers. Starbucks lower region is fine the way it is.
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