The Big Pants Campaign
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The current fashion is for TINY PANTS. Research has shown that tight, miniscule pants are detrimental to one's reproductive health. And they don't look that good sticking out of the top of your jeans either.
Fans of the beloved Random Chocolates are disappointed that you have succumbed and are giving away TINY PANTS at this year's Sziget festival.
We - your fans and lovers of good music, comfort and decent circulation, demand that you provide BIG PANTS for your normal-sized followers.
Fans of the beloved Random Chocolates are disappointed that you have succumbed and are giving away TINY PANTS at this year's Sziget festival.
We - your fans and lovers of good music, comfort and decent circulation, demand that you provide BIG PANTS for your normal-sized followers.
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