We Want Michael Moore To Go To Iraq

We want Michael Moore to go to Iraq.

Michael Moore,

This is a petition to you. In that you always speak for the Iraqi people and refer to the terrorists as freedom fighters; we ask that you allow the Iraqi people to speak for themselves in stead of you speaking for them. Everyone has heard you talklets hear the people you are talking about speak and you be brave enough to bring their word to us. We ask that you allow the people you call freedom fighters to speak for themselves instead of you speaking for them.

As part of your next documentary, we want you to go to Iraq and conduct face-to-face interviews with the people you call freedom fighters. We would also like to see you conduct face-to-face interviews with the people the freedom fighters are holding as hostage. To be specific, we want to see you in a frame side-by-side with Abu-Musab al-Zarqawi conducting an interview.