All Play And No More Work

We, the undersigned, hereby declare that all forms of boring productive work is to be abolished and all expressions of play are to be mandatory according to the people's true desires which have existed within life itself since the dawn of your creation. Any form of play such as entertainment, parties, dancing, chilling, laughter, food, sex, or other expressions are to be constant for at least 80 grueling hours a week in exchange for not only a livable, but, richly profitable amount of income to each individual. Anybody who chooses to work instead of play shall be kicked off the planet. We thank you for your cooporation with us, dear Lord, in this matter and hope, or rather, pray that this will neither cause any unnecessary problems nor inconvenience to you or your universe.

To the People:

Now Let's Get This Party Started!

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Goal

150 signatures

Goal: 1,000

Latest Signatures

8 December 2015

150. Kyle Lozano | I support this petition

8 November 2015

149. Blackflame Dillon | HELL YEA! No more school! No more work! And no more STRESS!

30 October 2015

148. Kevin G | I support this petition

29 October 2015

147. Ray E | Please God!

27 August 2015

146. Bob Guerrero | There is no god. Other than that, you've got it spot on with this petition.

22 June 2015

145. Rin Dennis | I support this petition

20 June 2015

144. Mike O | I support this petition

19 May 2015

143. Corey Cameron | This just might work

27 March 2015

142. Leah Dean | I support this petition

15 March 2015

141. Megan R | I support this petition

15 March 2015

140. Matt Yu | Amen

10 February 2015

139. Spazmiester G | I AGREE MORE PLAY, LESS WORK. LESS LAWS AND MORE MACHINE GUNS

25 January 2015

138. Yaani Dominguez | testing man

11 January 2015

137. Thomas P | I support this petition

20 November 2014

136. Lilith V | I support this petition

14 November 2014

135. Craig W | Life is boring either way...so I might as well be board doing nothing that being board slaving over minimum wage...

14 November 2014

134. Manuel B | If he doesn't listen, let's blow his car tires...

5 November 2014

133. Chris P | I support this petition

20 October 2014

132. Dan Baker | Damn Straight!!! If EVEYONE stopped and lived life like they wanted to live it. the world would be a better place. we shouldnt have to conform to what society has told us as to how to live. society is something that has become a burden for those who want

19 October 2014

131. Dexanul Bass | OOOOOOO DA!!!!!

14 October 2014

130. Jon Schroeder | PLEASE

28 September 2014

129. Lee K | huh-huh

22 September 2014

128. Jesus Pruitt | About damn time.

25 July 2014

127. Jeremy Davidb | HELL YEAH!!! TOO BAD IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN!

11 July 2014

126. Calle B | Sounds like a good idea.

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By: Andy Benton

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Petition target:
(God) The Creator and Sustainer of the Universe