Ban the hoove-legged one!
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By signing this petition you ll be doing human kind a huge favour. This is a petition to prevent the notorious bellydancer known as zoe from ever setting her hooves on stage again.... EVER!
This is so much more than a simple petition... this is a plea!
By signing this, only good things will follow. Your wife's period will come to an end, your mother in law will die and your 3 legged guinea pig will regenarate its long lost leg.
Of course there will be side effects in the unlikely case you refuse to do so. At the very moment you will be reading these lines, 2 heavily muscled mobsters with a sicilian accent will be parking their car right outside your home and, believe me when i say this, they WILL BE READY FOR YOU!
so do us all a favour and sign :)
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