Deluxe Third Pounder Equality

The Deluxe Angus Third Pounder from McDonald's is perhaps the most well-made, delicious fast-food product on the market to date. From the dark green lettace, the thickly sliced tomato, large Dill pickles, crisp white onions, melted American cheese, and a patty cut from the best tasting fast-food cow in this hemisphere, words cannot truly capture the goodness of this burger until you have a bite for yourself. Not only is it hardly five dollars, but a burger of such fine, pristine quality appears at a window 20 feet away in under 2 minutes.

Unfortunately, unless you live in select metropolitan cities, I doubt you've been able to experience this for yourself. I know, Maryland, that I have spent many nights contemplating driving to NYC (the closest locale I know of that serves these burgers) JUST to get the Deluxe Angus value meal. However, as we all know, gas isn't the cheapest thing around, and I don't care how good a burger is... I'm not prepared to spend 60 bucks to get to one.

That being said, I hereby create this petition to send to corporate McDonald's URGING them to make this awesome burger an option on menu boards across the nation.

In this land of equality, why should only a select portion of the population get to have something so mouth-wateringly sensational? The period of taste-trials is over. I say it's time to spread the burgery goodness! Fellow Americans, demand your right to experience a good fast-food burger, the Deluxe Angus Third Pounder!