Destroy All Mime Artists

People, this is a petition not only to allow us to destroy mime artist but it is also for our childrens' health and the future of the world!!! every year more and more people die as a direct result of mime artists!!! whether they're lucky enough to die of heart attacks when they see one or whether they have to endure the crappy performances and the teasing and finnally being cut up with a bannana, people need to be protected. And come on they're horrible to look at! do you know exactly how many people died last year?!! NO i didn't think so! well i don't know either but it was a lot, who cares how many people died the point is they died and we must put a stop to it. if enough people sign my petition every one who signed will be issued with a massive gun, plenty of amunition and a license to kill as many mime artists as possible!!! people we must unite together for the safety of our children and our friends and relatives, for the entire world, maybe jupiter as well! The future depends on us!!! even if you don't mind mime artists the guns will be fun and will be so powerful that anything shot wil burst into guts and blood everywhere and as long as you only kill mime artists it will be nice and legal. Note: YOU WILL NOT BE LEGALLY ALLOWED TO KILL MIME ARTISTS UNTIL YOU ARE NOTIFIED OF IT AND RECIEVE THE SPECIAL GUN WITH LICENSE!! DO NOT KILL MIME ARTISTS UNTIL YOU GET THE LICENSE! I WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYONE BEING ARRESTED FOR KILLING MIME ARTISTS WITHOUT A LICENSE!!!