End Discrimination in Nintendo

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Dear Nintendo of Japan and of America,

We the undersigned wholeheartedly believe that what you are doing is discriminatory against an entire race of US and Japanese citizens. In your upcoming game Super Smash Brothers Brawl for the Nintendo Wii, it has come under our attention that there are no characters of African descent. While both Ganondorf and Meta Knight appear to sport dark skin, we do not believe this has anything to do with their race. Under the United State's Affirmative Action or the British Positive Discrimination, we believe that at least one character that must be added to your roster must be black. It is with this that we make the request for Samuel L. Jackson to be included in your all star cast of fighters. Mr. Jackson should be an easy choice as a counter-character to Solid Snake. He is another human that uses modern weaponry and is very efficient in combat. As shown in his upcoming #1 hit film Snakes on a Plane, we can already imagine that what kind of epic battles will take place between Snake and Jackson. Not only will he be an amazing character to use, he will also bring thousands of new "Brawlers" to Super Smash Brothers. Samuel L. Jackson is both iconic in American culture as well as on the internet due the aforementioned film Snakes on a Plane. While we understand that you people of Nintendo have firmly rooted yourselves as a family friendly company, please understand that Samuel L. Jackson's violent nature would be the perfect way to lay waste to the idea that Nintendo is too childish for American audiences. Just once if Mr. Jackson utters the phrase "Muthafucka", your customers will know that they have made a worthy purchase and would gladly include it into their ever growing Nintendo collection.
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19 June 2015
50. Ryan F | I fully endorse this petition, mother****er!
1 May 2015
49. Justin Hensley | This is gay. You're gay.
23 November 2014
48. Zach C | В
10 August 2014
47. Kaz H | $599 U.S. Dollars.
5 January 2014
46. Matt Rogers | SNAKES ON A PLANE?
20 September 2013
45. Manuel P | If Nintendo doesn't do this, they are KKK
16 January 2012
44. Thurgood J | N!GGERS FTW
29 December 2011
43. George Uub | I support this petition
12 October 2011
42. Joseph C | В
6 September 2011
41. Bob O | I support this petition
27 June 2011
40. Jesus Ofn | RIDGE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR
15 January 2011
39. Bix N | Mup da doo didda po mo gub dat tum muhfugen bix nood cof bin dub ho muhfugga.
3 September 2009
38. James M | В
14 August 2009
37. Jason | oh mah god this is the best idea ever!!!
17 July 2009
36. Jesus Marquez | dude this is totally cool with me
8 May 2009
35. David Mata | I support this petition
6 April 2009
34. Snakes Onas | I WANT THESE MUTHA***** PIKACHUS OFF THIS MUTHA***** ARENA
25 February 2009
33. Joejoe B | LOL YOU GUYS
12 August 2008
32. Jeff Novak | Sam. L Jackson is in everything else, just put him in brawl
23 April 2008
31. Mike U | This petition makes me hawt in my pants.
26 January 2008
30. Bill C | ZIP ZOP ZOOBITY BOP
18 January 2008
29. Mitchell C | I support this petition
6 November 2007
28. Juan Josd | I support this petition
14 September 2007
27. Kevin Conner | Agreed.
14 July 2007
26. Nicholas T | В
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