Feed the Ducks!

I petition that the signs from the Laguna Niguel Regional Park that read something along the lines of "Don't Feed the Ducks" should be removed. The ducks are owned by the community of Laguna Niguel and what is the point of a duck if I can't feed it. If human food is harmful to the ducks and the pristine condition of the crystal clear Laguna Niguel Lake (sarcasm intended), then dispensers of food should be provided at various locations surrounding the lake that contain food the benefits the ducks without causing any environmental damage to a lake that already reeks of vomit, poo and sulfur and would is more polluted than a port-a-potty at a truck stop.

Furthermore, all the geese should be removed from the lake. The hiss at Michelle McCann and are assholes that totally hog all the food from the cute duckies. The geese can be humanely removed or shot and sold for their feathers...it makes no difference, just get rid of them.