Fire Mike Brown

We, the loyal and dedicated fanhood of the NBA's most maligned franchise, the Cleveland Cavaliers, do hereby officially proclaim our disdain with the Mike Brown administration. For the following reasons, we ask that Mr. Brown step down from his position as Head basketball Coach of our beloved organization, or be removed in whatever expedited manner that you, the Cleveland Front Office, see fit.

1. Coach Brown has reached the apex of his talents with this team. He should feel more than adequate with finnagling NBA Coach of the Year honors somehow this season, and should have no problem attaining employment with another franchise.

2. Although Brown has proven to be a capable defensive coach (thank you Gregg Popovich), his methods have repeatedly shown ineffective in pushing our long-tormented squad over the proverbial 'hump'. We are certain that the positive defensive mindset bestowed by Brown will unequivocally be retained by the members of the current roster, hopefully his strategies will not.

3. Brown's eccentric substituting patterns, lack of self-control and complete lack of offensive competency just made Stan Van Gundy look like a cross between the Zen Master and Ghandi during the Conference Finals.



4. WE MUST KEEP LEBRON IN CLEVELAND!!!! Mike Brown is not conducive to this.



5. Seriously, the guy is not a good playoff coach in the least. Can't we go after Bob Knight? By Bob Knight we of course mean anyone. Really though, even Akron St. Vincent St. Mary's Coach Dru Joyce could draw up a decent pick and roll.

In Short, the question of what more "Brown" can do for US... The loyal, ticket-holding, Wine & Gold-bleeding, supporters...has become a rhetorical one. Please free us from this limbo.