Free Steve from PurpleSurge

Emotions. Websters dictionary defines emotions as "the affective aspect of consciousness". Looking through the dictionary for the definition of "Steve", you find nothing, largley due to the fact the character of Steve cannot be defined. Everyone has different views of Steve as a person, as an individual, as a user. But for me, Steve is only one thing. My hero.

Steve is a character. His personality is something unique and of rare quantity, like finding a $50 dollar note on the ground. Most people would pocket that money, keep it for themselves, to feed the greed that builds inside them. Steve is different. he would take that $50 dollars, donate it to cancer treatment, then single handedly take down an army of terrorists. Steve is my hero.

Because of these traits that flow through Steve's genes, many would become jealous of his natural abilities. there have been few willing to try and put Steve down, remove him personally, like "takin' out the trash". Because of the authority held within them, they usually win against Steve. Valiantly he fights back, for the ability to talk with his friends, for the ability to lead this brave country that many of us take for granted for the ABILITY TO BE FREE. this shines out above all, as does his personality on artistic and commercial levels, STEVE IS MY GOD DAMN TRUCKING HERO.

Steve is an asset. Thats why i am typing this. He is what Gordan freeman is to half life, what Patrick Bateman is to American Psycho, what Goku is to super saiyans. So please. help him. Help me. Help purplesurge. sign this petition.

by KY Johnson