Freedom from Nazi Feminist Oppression

We, the men of Shoutwire.com, humbly request that "oMissPixyo" be removed from the editorial staff.

We understand that this is rather a brash move, but we're done with being offended on a personal level. Yes, some men on Shoutwire think it's hilarious to crack a joke about bitches in the kitchen, or making sandwichs. But, at the end of the day, we know ourselves that these are harmless, and timeless, jokes that have no merit in the real world.

Women are an enigma and we will never fully understand what makes them tick, but while we're on that lifelong mission to understand them, we still treat them like princesses. We're gentlemen with honour. We hold the door open, open your car door and help you attend your seat in resturants.

oMissPixyo is preaching to the wrong crowd. She's attempting to bash the living shit out of the entirity of Shoutwire for her own lulz. She cannot be serious (canot b serios) So, it was with great pleasure and huge importance that we request she be removed from the Editorial staff, or be forced to shut the fuck up about feminism. It was pretty funny the first time (lulz were had) but the second time around with her last Editorial (entitled: Hey, Do You Realize What Your Words Can Do?) we realise that her only goal on Shoutwire is to turn the website into a pussified mess, like Digg.

We're sick of trying to argue with her and she refuses to aknowledge the geniune shouters who tried to get her realise that a) They're just harmless jokes and b) they're entirely serious when they're being used.