Hide the OIFY!

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Dear Administration of Facepunch Studios:

We want the OIFY hidden. The massive influx of noobs is ruining everything- believe it or not, there actually WAS a kind of culture in there. It worked like the FYAD (Fuck You and Die forum at SomethingAwful)- a severely off-kilter sense of humour was required for you to fit in. And now that it's open to anyone to come in and shit everywhere, it's gone downhill in several major ways. Noobs think they can be funny by making parody threads and screaming "LIES" at everyone.
They don't get it.

Hence, the ruling party in the OIFY until about 24 hours ago (the Grammar Collective Socialist Party) has called for the noobs to get the fuck out of the OIFY- the warcry (christened by me, Hamburgler) is GTFOIFY, accompanied by a picture of an exit sign with the aforementioned cry in flashing letters below it.

What I'm getting at is, hide the forum and (if neccessary) change the forum number designation- 56 is too well-known.
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Goal
50 signatures
Goal: 100
Latest Signatures
14 August 2015
50. Biggins Allen | В
26 June 2015
49. Buhman Hernandez | В
21 May 2015
48. Shakey Davidson | Close the whole back up and make oify private so i can return to spending hours searching through the porn threads. DO IT NOW! and garry, answer my emails!
27 April 2015
47. None Bradford | Close it
14 February 2015
46. Airbusa Swanson | HELL YEA!!!
23 December 2014
45. Mrsnipey Mullins | Hide it so I don't have to look at it every day.
21 December 2014
44. Doctormouse Nguyen | I support this petition
13 November 2014
43. Garry | I am not Garry.
11 November 2014
42. Eviljesus Pollard | If it'll shut all of you morons up, hide it, just make sure I know the new number. Don't e-mail me, it'll bounce. You guys do know that if you ignore the noobs, they'll go away, right?
28 September 2014
41. Wee Gutierrez | oify is ruined for us because of it being public. Turn it back!
4 April 2014
40. Javad Ellison | poo?
2 March 2014
39. Napoleon D | I support this petition
7 February 2014
38. Sgt D | GTFO OIFY!
2 February 2014
37. Waffles Bond | I'm sick of these god damn annoying OIFY noobs. I liked the private times :(.
6 July 2013
3 July 2013
35. Tapout | I NEED TO TAKE UP LOTS OF SPACE!1!!!!!!!1 SPAACE SPACE@!!!! GO GO GOG GOGOGOGO GO GOOGO GOGO O GO GO GO GO O GO GO GO O GO GO GO O GO GOGO OGOO GO GO GOGO O GO GO GO O GO GO GO O GO GO GO GO GO GO O GO GO O GO GO GO O GO GO O GO GO GO O GO GO O GO GO GO O
28 March 2013
34. Metalhead Atkins | HIDE THE OIFY
20 July 2012
33. Psychokiller Facepunchmembern | I support this petition
22 June 2012
32. Festizio Summers | For God's sake hide it again and keep the noobs out
9 November 2011
31. Tlgoose Berger | В
2 September 2011
30. Gc Chaney | CLOSEITCLOSEITCLOSEITCLOSEITCLOSEITCLOSEITCLOSEITCLOSEITCLOSEITCLOSEITCLOSEITCLOSEIT
1 July 2011
29. Lolol Carr | lolol
13 December 2010
28. Squirrel Dunlap | As long as OIFY isn't closed. I want it hidden from the noobs, though, so...Signed.
15 October 2010
27. Locutus Fritz | YEAH, hide the oify again!!! but what number would be a good one that the olds can find?
31 March 2010
26. Jojje Roberts | HIDE THE OIFY!
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