Jesse Campbell: The Right Choice For World Ruler

I, Jesse Campbell, has elected to decied to become your next soverign leader. Not of just the united states, not just the continent of North America, but of the entire planet. I belive that i would be a great leader, in that I am a Libertarian, and my political ideology would greatly enhance the world as a whole, economically and scientifically. I would also do away with all religous persecution and all religous governments. As i am a devout atheist, i would not be prejudice against any religon. Also, i would do away with all current world leaders and replace them with my closest friends, so as to do away with all wars. To furthur prevent unnecessary war and pointless bickering between nations, i would be head of all states, and all heads of state would have to answer to my word alone. Any currently standing Parliments, House of Representatives, Senates, etc would still be left standing so as to let the people know that i would not completely take away any say they would have in their government. In addition, i would set up a system in which even the lowliest of social classes all the way to the super-rich elite, from the Untouchables of India to Bill Gates and their like, could annoynymously send to me suggestions for what i could do, as world leader, to better their positions and the positions of the world around them. To help bridge gaps in culture, language, and mathematics, i would convert all measurment systems to metric, make english/spanish/french/japanese, at least one of these four a required language to learn in all schools if possible in their current countries. Cultrualy, i would leave the country to itself and let it grow as it wishes. In conculsion, i belive that i would be a great world leader, and that if chosen, i shall not let you down.
Note: For the first 190 signers of this petition, i shall assign them a country to govern in my new world order.