Jesus Christ on Grand Theft Auto

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Dear Rockstar Games,

We have enjoyed your Grand Theft Auto (GTA) franchise since its release, in 1997. And now, in the year 2009, we live in anticipation for the upcoming downloadable content for Grand Theft Auto 4. In the meantime, competition has proven fierce, as Saints Row aims to deliver a similar experience. As fans of the series, we want to help you reach the next level of greatness and success through our feedback.
We believe that in order to crush all competition, and please all the Grand Theft Auto audience, it would be a great idea to include a new character in the franchise be it through downloadable content or in a possible GTA 5. That character is Jesus Christ.
We believe that the sheer awesomeness of Jesus, coupled with the amazing gameplay dynamics of Grand Theft Auto, would result in an unprecedented amazing entertainment experience.
The thought of using Jesus superpowers in GTAs sandbox structure is enough to bring us all to awe. So please, Rockstar Games, include the holy savior as a new character in your beloved franchise.
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Goal
50 signatures
Goal: 100
Latest Signatures
21 November 2015
50. Ben W | I support this petition
6 November 2015
49. Daniel S | Grow some more balls rockstar!!! To NOT include him is to deny everyone whos not offended! If hes DLC then they dont have to buy it! You can hide it as a crack head who gets so high he thinks hes the J man and dishes out some double barreled justice!!
5 October 2015
48. Ryudo Wiggins | Bring my awesome idea into reality
2 July 2015
47. Jebus Reynolds | Save me from hookers
18 February 2015
46. Jesus Griffith | I approve of this petition
31 January 2015
45. Graham W | I support this petition
15 December 2014
44. Pubert Lottawangj | Jesus has a wang of justice
22 October 2014
43. Lunchboxes Blair | ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG!!!
3 August 2014
42. G Y | I'd get it as DLC.
25 July 2014
41. Naydogg Joseph | zoop zoop
20 July 2014
40. Joe C | I support this petition
21 May 2014
39. Luis M | I support this petition
18 March 2014
38. Alec Webb | GTA: bethleham wars
22 February 2014
37. Andres Ford | I support this petition
18 January 2014
36. The Lorda | WHEN I LOOK UPON ROCKSTARS CREATION I WILL SEE IT IS GOOD
28 November 2013
35. Mark Mcguire | I support this petition
9 October 2013
34. Alan L | SURE BE AWESOME
23 September 2013
33. Josh T | seriously, do it. it'd be frickin cool.
18 September 2013
32. Josh S | DO IT
28 July 2013
31. Garry D | I support this petition
26 May 2013
30. Jacopo Blake | I support this petition
6 May 2013
29. Patrick Wolfe | c'mon
14 February 2013
28. Anonymous Velez | yes!
11 February 2013
27. Adam V | eh, it's funny
6 February 2013
26. Julio L | I support this petition
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