Kill Nader Awareness Month.
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WHEREAS, Ralph Nader ran for president in 2000, stealing votes from Al Gore, thus delivering the presidency to George W. Bush, and
WHEREAS, Ralph Nader is therefore the cause of all evil known to humanity, ie. the Bush administration, and
WHEREAS, Ralph Nader is most likely a highly paid agent of said Bush Administration, and
WHEREAS, or Nader may have actually been killed by one of Karl Roves goons and replaced with a Nader clone to help Bush steal the election again.
THEREFORE, we request February 2004 to be known as Kill Nader Awareness Month.
NOW, THEREFORE, I XXXXXXXX; do hereby sponsor the proclamation for the month of February 2003
To my friends in the secret service: Seriously, this is satire. Read the newspaper and get a clue.
WHEREAS, Ralph Nader is therefore the cause of all evil known to humanity, ie. the Bush administration, and
WHEREAS, Ralph Nader is most likely a highly paid agent of said Bush Administration, and
WHEREAS, or Nader may have actually been killed by one of Karl Roves goons and replaced with a Nader clone to help Bush steal the election again.
THEREFORE, we request February 2004 to be known as Kill Nader Awareness Month.
NOW, THEREFORE, I XXXXXXXX; do hereby sponsor the proclamation for the month of February 2003
To my friends in the secret service: Seriously, this is satire. Read the newspaper and get a clue.
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50 signatures
Goal: 100
Latest Signatures
9 October 2015
50.
George Wb
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Is this where you sign up for free balloons? I like balloons.
Nader should be made to suffer, but not die
No
Ralph makes me RALPH!
No
26 September 2015
49.
Raymond W
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a vote for Nader is a wasted vote for George Bush
Nader should be made to suffer, but not die
No
Ralph makes me RALPH!
No
10 September 2015
48.
Priceless H
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All CEOs are excellent people and we contribute to both the democrats and the republicans equally. Ralph is evil
Nader should be made to suffer, but not die
No
Ralph makes me RALPH!
No
25 August 2015
47.
Jim Walker
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Viva La Nader!!!
Nader should be made to suffer, but not die
No
Ralph makes me RALPH!
No
25 July 2015
18 April 2015
45.
Suzanne N
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This is a set up from those rotten repugs who can't win an election, they have to steal them!
Nader should be made to suffer, but not die
No
Ralph makes me RALPH!
No
27 October 2014
5 June 2014
43.
Joseph Fw
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nader should go drive fast in a covair
Nader should be made to suffer, but not die
No
Ralph makes me RALPH!
No
15 February 2014
22 September 2013
15 February 2013
40.
Hillary C
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I said that "....I wanted to strangle Ralph Nader." If something happens to him, will I be under suspicion for murder?? "e
Nader should be made to suffer, but not die
No
Ralph makes me RALPH!
No
17 January 2013
9 January 2013
38.
Daniel A
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The only bush i trust is my own!
Nader should be made to suffer, but not die
No
Ralph makes me RALPH!
No
10 December 2012
37.
Colleen M
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How much is Nader being paid?
Nader should be made to suffer, but not die
No
Ralph makes me RALPH!
No
12 August 2012
4 August 2012
21 May 2012
19 November 2011
29 August 2011
32.
Elizabeth G
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Ralph Nader is being paid by Bush to run because Bush obviously doesn't have a good campaign... Come on Bush, show me those weapons of mass destruction!
Nader should be made to suffer, but not die
No
Ralph makes me RALPH!
No
9 June 2011
31.
The Bushmandatewillprevail
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WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Nader should be made to suffer, but not die
No
Ralph makes me RALPH!
No
28 April 2011
4 February 2011
2 December 2010
28.
G Cisneros
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I throw a party when Ralph gets killed
Nader should be made to suffer, but not die
No
Ralph makes me RALPH!
No
21 July 2010
27.
Mark O
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I will ostracize anyone that votes for Ralph
Nader should be made to suffer, but not die
No
Ralph makes me RALPH!
No
5 June 2010
26.
Sarah Ibarra
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Kill nader? No! Just get George Bush. Honestly, he's the one to untamentaly blame. Poor Nader. But still...
Nader should be made to suffer, but not die
No
Ralph makes me RALPH!
No
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