Make Jeremy Clarkson an MBE

Over the past many years, one man has continually provided us with nothing short of the highest brand of entertainment, whilst simultaneously infuriating the snobbish, the hippies, the stuck-up morons of the world... and in doing so, providing us with even more entertainment. His devotion to motoring- the promotion of all that is good about it, and the derision of all that is bad about it- and his championing of British engineering sets an example to us all. Stand up for what you believe in, don't let yourself get ground down by so-called do-gooder busybodies who really only want their 15 minutes of fame at your expense, and always, ALWAYS make sure you're entertaining whilst you do so.

Yes, fine readers, there is no one more deserving of the honour of being made a Member of the Order of the British Empire, than Mr. Jeremy Charles Robert Clarkson. Sign below to show your support for this most worthy cause.

P.S. No, honestly, I'm being serious here. :-)