Mods are gay.

As a member of the online Adult Swim message board community, it has recently come to my attention that a certain "God is Gay" thread was summarily locked by an oppressive moderator regime. Obviously, this was a hilarious satirical jab at the typical religious fervor spawned within our quaint little community, so there was no harm in it existing. Everybody posting in the thread was presenting new, original, and out-standingly humourous view-points, none of which had ever been conceived before in the entire history of ever. Especially that "ming-the-merciless" guy. What a stud. God, I'd so have his babies if I could. I love him. I want to sex him now. Right now. Holy crap, what am I writing this petition for? Oh god... I feel it happening again.