Nabeel...CUT YOUR HAIR!
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Please trim down your SICKENING, DISGUSTING, and just...out of control hair. My personal goal is that with enough signatures, we can present this petition to you and MAYBE, just MAYBE, we can get you to cut it. Moreover, throw in waxing your unibrow as well (sorry it's been scaring me ever since you got it around 7th grade).
So, all in all, Nabeel, PLEASE trim down your hair drastically and groom yourself in terms of hair. If you're not going to listen to your mom, listen to your "friends". It would be a public service to the rest of the world.
Thank you!
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